1. faithpalm:

The communion every church-going child has dreamed about.

    faithpalm:

    The communion every church-going child has dreamed about.

  2. faithpalm:

Jesus saith unto the multitude of haters, “Come at me, bro” and rose again on the third day.

    faithpalm:

    Jesus saith unto the multitude of haters, “Come at me, bro” and rose again on the third day.

  3. FIST PUMP! FIST PUMP!

    faithpalm:

    Waving flags during worship is so old and busted. UNCE UNCE house music, fist pumps and glowsticks unto the Lord is the new hotness.

  4. faithpalm:

Not sure if this guy is trying to get conversions by way of his sex appeal, or trying to get sex by way of his pronouncement of faith. Either way, highly doubtful it’s working.

    faithpalm:

    Not sure if this guy is trying to get conversions by way of his sex appeal, or trying to get sex by way of his pronouncement of faith. Either way, highly doubtful it’s working.

  5. faithpalm:

Steady thy soul for Judgement Day this weekend cos we’ve got this rapture forecasting thing down to a science (at least a pseudo-science).

    faithpalm:

    Steady thy soul for Judgement Day this weekend cos we’ve got this rapture forecasting thing down to a science (at least a pseudo-science).