1. BAZINGA, B%^&*!

    BAZINGA, B%^&*!

    (Source: hpotterfacts)

  2. Dear Twilight fans,
    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.

    — Sincerely, Logic (via http://dearblankpleaseblank.com)

  3. I guess I can admire the artistry of the tattoo…but damn Twihards don’t play around.

    I guess I can admire the artistry of the tattoo…but damn Twihards don’t play around.

  4. Dictionary.com’s Word of the Day: Crepuscular All of the tween’s conversation seemed to be crepuscular; it was always “Edward this” or “Jacob that” interspersed with longing sighs and giggles. The irony is that Stephanie Meyer would never use a word like crepuscular in her writing. Never ever. Cosmic facepalm.

    Dictionary.com’s Word of the Day: Crepuscular

    All of the tween’s conversation seemed to be crepuscular; it was always “Edward this” or “Jacob that” interspersed with longing sighs and giggles.

    The irony is that Stephanie Meyer would never use a word like crepuscular in her writing. Never ever. Cosmic facepalm.